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(Source: marvellra)

dean-the-piesexual:

OK STORY TIME I WAS BABYSITTING THIS 6 YEAR OLD BOY AND WE ATE POPSICLES, THIS WAS THE JOKE ON MINE AND I TOLD IT TO HIM, BECAUSE THATS WHAT YOU DO WITH JOKES AND SO LIKE A DAY LATER I GET THIS CALL FROM HIS MOM AND SHE SAYS “My son told me an inappropriate joke today, and he told me he got it from you” AND I WAS SUPER CONFUSED??? SO I ASKED HER WHAT THE JOKE WAS AND APPARENTLY HE SAID “how do skeletons communicate? They bone each other” I AM SO DONE

dean-the-piesexual:

OK STORY TIME I WAS BABYSITTING THIS 6 YEAR OLD BOY AND WE ATE POPSICLES, THIS WAS THE JOKE ON MINE AND I TOLD IT TO HIM, BECAUSE THATS WHAT YOU DO WITH JOKES AND SO LIKE A DAY LATER I GET THIS CALL FROM HIS MOM AND SHE SAYS “My son told me an inappropriate joke today, and he told me he got it from you” AND I WAS SUPER CONFUSED??? SO I ASKED HER WHAT THE JOKE WAS AND APPARENTLY HE SAID “how do skeletons communicate? They bone each other” I AM SO DONE

dauntlesshadowhunterravenclaw:

phantamxrose:

kvotheunkvothe:

consulting-catlady:

universalpotatochip:

universalpotatochip:

My stomach growled super loud in French omg

I would like to clarify my stomach did not speak French. It growled in French class I apologize

bonjour

le growl

hon hon hon feed me a baguette

Why do I even go on this website

thranduart:

dobeytheshark:

Wow Guardians of the Galaxy looks great

I am officially dead

thranduart:

dobeytheshark:

Wow Guardians of the Galaxy looks great

I am officially dead

stability:

do you ever see someone hot in public and think “you’ll never know how hard I’m fucking you in my mind”

pokemon-james-bond asked:

I assume that you are a cool British nerd who loves pokemon.

You presume correctly 😂
I presume that you are a strange American girl that also loves pokemon :P

from the ashes of captivity

(Source: letsgetdowney)

vocaroo420:

theabbatar:

get the fuck up u drama queen ur fine

I thought that guys name was Asian

vocaroo420:

theabbatar:

get the fuck up u drama queen ur fine

I thought that guys name was Asian

yangderexiaolong:

Do you ever have that outfit you wear so often you think

"Yes, this is the outfit I’d be drawn in everyday if I was a cartoon"

w-0-0-d-s:

this is England

w-0-0-d-s:

this is England

(Source: maryberrybitchface)