"I’m not saying I’m responsible for this country’s longest run of uninterrupted peace in 35 years…” 

(Source: hemswcrth)

the-asgardian-tardis-at-221b:

assiest:

every sentence is a sexual innuendo if you think long and hard about it

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thewomanfromitaly:

mentalalchemy:

defeatingexistence:

clockmocker:

A water balloon full of mercury hitting the ground (X)

SCIENCE

get out!

that’s one tough ass balloon

thewomanfromitaly:

mentalalchemy:

defeatingexistence:

clockmocker:

A water balloon full of mercury hitting the ground (X)

SCIENCE

get out!

that’s one tough ass balloon

tonichangisback:

Double standards

tonichangisback:

Double standards

mamalaz:

The Avengers as a Western

Steve is the Sheriff. Clint is his deputy. Tony is the Blacksmith. Natasha runs the Saloon. Bruce is the physician with a split personality and Thor gets into a hell of a lot of tavern brawls.

Together, however, they manage to bring order to the once corrupt town of Triskelion.

jenslawrence:

These are a few of my favourite things: Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)

…Good becomes great; bad becomes worse. This is why you were chosen. Because the strong man who has known power all his life, may lose respect for that power, but a weak man knows the value of strength, and knows…compassion.