farorescourage:

ninjagirlmai:

bewbin:

wollipyos:


Some of the worst analogies written by high school students.

I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT NUMBER 4 IS GREAT.

These are genius

I lost it at number 10

"the worst analogies" are the ones you use to write comedy pieces with. They work like a charm if you do them right.

farorescourage:

ninjagirlmai:

bewbin:

wollipyos:

Some of the worst analogies written by high school students.

I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT NUMBER 4 IS GREAT.

These are genius

I lost it at number 10

"the worst analogies" are the ones you use to write comedy pieces with. They work like a charm if you do them right.

(Source: papadevs)


Avengers: Age of Ultron Comic Con 2014 Posters; 6 down, 2 to go

Avengers: Age of Ultron Comic Con 2014 Posters; 6 down, 2 to go

hunterdetectivetimelord:

imclueingforlookss:

Friend: Wow, where did you learn so much about history?
Me: image
Friend: Wow, where did you learn so much about religion?
Me:
image
Friend: Wow, where did you learn so much about psychology?
Me: image

Friend: Wow, where did you learn to cook?
Me:
 image

One of these is a lot more disturbing than the others

Science Bros: Then and Now

(Source: markoruffalo)

me: I'm going to bed early tonight.
me:
me: is that the sun

holligenet:

If you are driving a vehicle…

use your turn signal

Use your turn signal

Use your turn signal

USE YOUR TURN SIGNAL

USE YOUR GODDAMN FUCKING TURN SIGNAL

IT’S NOT JUST A RANDOM OOOOOoOoOoOO WHAT DIS DO, DIS FLIPPER SWITCH STICK THINGY WAT A NEAT CAR DECORATION

hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face